Spider Panic Club 🕷️

For People Who Would Burn the House Down (But Also Kinda Love Nature)

Welcome!

You’re here because:
– You saw something crawl across the floor & blacked out.
– You scream like a girl every time a spider appears.
– You’re looking for solidarity, survival tools, and maybe a little revenge shopping.Congratulations. You’re one of us!

What we do:

We’re not scientists. We’re not therapists. We’re just as terrified as you!Expect:
🕷️ Ridiculous-but-real spider panic tips
🧹 Tools to keep your home spider-free
😱 Funny, relatable content
🛒 Affiliate picks we actually like

Join the panic party on Socials 🕸️:

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Why all this???

Hi, my name is Kristin..…and I am mortified by spiders. 🕷️😱
Like, scream-and-run, maybe cry kind of mortified.So naturally, I started a club.
Welcome to Spider Panic Club — a safe-ish space for spider haters, avoiders, and screamers.
We laugh, we share survival tips, we find cool (and sometimes ridiculous) spider-repelling stuff.
If you've ever used a vacuum as a weapon or negotiated with a spider through a closed door… you're home.Follow along for spider-free humor, helpful gear, and the occasional dramatic overreaction.
#NoShame #JustScreams #SpiderPanicClub 💥🕸️